We all have heard about the awesome winters North Indians enjoy year on year. Stories of snow, Hot Alu parathas, matching sweaters & shawls, Bonfires are spread by Northies to make rest of India jealous. This is particularly the case for Delhi Vs Mumbai where Delhiites brag about their winters & Mumbaikars have to hide their sweaty faces in a corner.
But there is something which Mumbaikars don’t know. They actually don’t need the Winter season. Here’s why:
1. Bulky Sweaters / Cumbersome Shawls: Everyone knows Mumbai Locals / Best buses are life lines of Mumbaikars. And the only work out they get is running to catch their regular trains / buses. Imagine wearing two three layers of sweaters / shawls / mufflers & trying to catch the train / bus. Hurdles, right? You would not able to catch them anyhow or you might have to leave home earlier than usual. Also if you bulk up, you will take more space in the already much crowded train / bus 😉
2. Cold Water: Somehow you manage to catch the train / bus. But since you were running, you might be sweating as well & if you don’t take bath due to cold water (Heating water for entire family would be a time consuming / money consuming activity) you would be stinking as well.
3. Magnetic Bed: If you have to rush to catch your train / bus, you anyway have sacrificed some sleep in the process & if the weather is cold, you would not want to get out of the bed itself. And you can’t afford to be late for work now, can you?
4. Hot Weather In, Hot Pants Out: This one specially for men. If the weather is cold, the ladies would be fully covered & you wouldn’t know which one is a hot chick & which one is old aunty. So Rejoice the weather is HOT! 😉
See, Mumbaikars? You don’t need winters! 😉
Post Inspired by Shruti Vajpayee’s post on Campus Ghanta. http://www.campusghanta.com/2013/11/17/6-reasons-why-winters-are-awesome/
9 thoughts on “4 Reasons why Mumbai doesn’t need Awesome Winter!”
I have to agree with you on Most of the Points, apart from the last one. Of all you should know, Its not the clothes that makes a woman Hot or Seductive. Its her Mind and demeanour. 😉
Uffo! It was a fun post Swapnil! Y so serious? 🙁
Classic case of sour grapes. Curse what you dont have as of you dont need it.
You hate Mumbai. Your reply is not valid 😛
Awesome 😀 😀
Thank you! 😀
Baat toh sahi kahi hai…. 🙂 Local train waali bhi aur last waali bhi…. 🙂 🙂